Concerned empty nester: Even pretty girls have STDs.
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RECENT VERBATIMS
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Overheard at Move-In:
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Overheard at the National Mall:
Pool reflector: Who knew swamps were so costly.
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Overheard in Midtown Manhattan:
Underworked intern: Sorry, had to go hit my boss’ vape.
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