Speculative Friction

March 15, 2015

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Overheard outside Frist

Girl, talking to boy: I feel like I'm less anxious than other people, but it may have just been my bohemian upbringing.

Overheard in Studio 34

TI Senior Female: I think the eating of butts is the most egalitarian sex act there is.

Overheard in TI

Senior: Giving out my extra passes is like giving to the Salvation Army

Overheard en route to Terrace

Female Terran, discussing plans for evening: I'm always down to damage the male ego.

Overheard in Small World

Woman in Moncler: Just put 50 million aside and say, "This is my play money".

Overheard in Cafe Viv

Young woman: When you get your wisdom teeth out you lose 20 pounds like instantly because you can't eat, so get excited.

Overheard in HUM Precept

Freshman guy: We still haven't introduced ourselves yet.
Freshman girl: Let's all go around the room and say our name and spirit animal.
Freshman guy: I'm [name], and...yeast.

Overheard in town

KA 1: I'm gonna check my credit score next month and it's going to be higher than yours.
KA 2: I'm taking out a line of credit, let the arms race begin

Overheard in Terrace

BodyHype expat: Speaking of eugenics, have you heard my new startup idea?

Overheard outside of Charter Friday

PFA Freshman: I can't let her down. She came all the way from South Carolina to experience this.

Overheard in Soonja’s

Woman perusing restaurant menu, to friend: That's not gonna help your pink eye, but it's very tasty.

Overheard in Club

Muslim girl, astutely: the qur'an doesn't say anything about molly

Overheard in Small World

Man: They would always make fun of me for being a hipster. But I'm not. I just used to be.