Overheard in Brown Hall
Guy: I love uptown girls. I want to blow a line of them.
The news that the British media—perhaps the world’s most ferociously unscrupulous—kept Prince Harry’s presence in Afghanistan a secret for ten weeks shocked the world. But as soon as the story broke, he was pulled off the front lines and sent home.
Americans enjoy politics-as-spectacle— this is news to no one.
We seem to be sailing in familiar waters: when a sad young literary man writes a book about sad young literary men, and when it is reviewed by a sad young literary man, the old anxiety arises that perhaps those critics were right—literature isn’t universal; it’s no more than a Narcissine pool for a particular class to enjoy. Or, at least, these were the familiar issues I anticipated having to address in my review when I began to read. So you can imagine my surprise at finding that this novel does not deal with men who are literary, or even particularly sad.
Whitman College is grand and beautiful. I hated the decay and avant-garde pretensions of Butler’s quad as much as anyone else, and spent my gap year fearing my housing letter and the potential arrival, like some unwelcome diagnosis, of news that I would be living there. My assignment to ...