1. COM/PHI 101: Is it lit?
  2. ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.
  3. EEB/SOC/POP/ECO 800: Quantifying the Canada Goose
  4. FIN/DAN/GER 418: Locate Our Inner Feelings About Germany’s Economic Policies; Dance Them Out.
  5. HUM/PHY 102: Physics for Future Lovers
  6. FIN/ANT 446: Bug Money
  7. TRA/NES 202: Trains for Future Spellers
  8. RING/RING/RING/RING/RING/RING/RING 101: Bananaphone
  9. GEO/MUS 508: Lucy with Diamonds from Sierra Leone Forever: Minerals In Popular Music
  10. REL/YEE/ZUS 300: Redefining Godhood
  11. TFC/REL: Bud[hism]
  12. COM/POL/REL 280: One Ring to Rule Them All
  13. ORF/ANT 101: Daddy Warbucks: Optimizing the Orphan Experience
  14. ORF/HIN 201: Slumdog Millionaire
  15. NEU/EEB 221: Eugenics
  16. NEU/EEB/CWR 321: Jeff Eugenics
  17. URB/AAS/DAN 548: Urban Congo
  18. MAT 100/ PHI 450: but actually, what are numbers?
  19. CHV 390/GSS 390/COS 100: the ethics of love and sexts
  20. PTL/GEO 101: Please stop posting the goddamn photo of you and your thesis cuz IM NOT DONE
  21. CHV 521: No Matter How Hard You Work on Your Thesis It Will Be a Disappointment to You and You Are Going to Have to Live with That
  22. CWR 102: Reading Your Own Tweets
  23. ENG/EEB 385 Kitty Lit
  24. ENG/CHV 385 Kitty Litter?
  25. ENG/URB/SOC 385 Kiddie Litter
  26. POL/EEB 385 Kitty Leader
  27. CHV 390/GSS 390/REL 310: The Ethics of Love and Sects
  28. JRN 101: Fact-Checking at Rolling Stone Magazine
  29. LIN/A$$ 201: Alternate Alphabets
  30. REL 232: God’s a Dad!
  31. McCosh 332: You’re a Mom!
  32. CWR 101/GSS 201: Irregular Periods
  33. POL 512: When Satire Becomes Reality: The Will Gansa Campaign
  34. SOC/EEB 300: Yaks
  35. ECO 101/WWS 101: Why Is It Only Racist When White People Do It???????????
  36. FRS 001: Why It’s Racist When White People Do It
  37. PHI 342/GSS 232: “Logic” Is a Lie Invented by the Patriarchy
  38. THR 205: Sunglasses
  39. PSY/COS/IS! 300: Wait, JPs are fucking hard. Theses must suck.
  40. ENG 82: Brute?
  41. TPP 101: Teaching trade to high schoolers
  42. AMS/REL: How Kim Found Yeezus
  43. GEO/EEB/ENV 400: In case you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re fucked.
  44. SOC/COS: Palindromes
  45. FIN/GER: Pleasuring Angela Merkel
  46. DAN 22: Exploring Attire in Ballet
  47. MUS/THR 525600: Measuring a Year
  48. MOL/GSS: Mole Women: Alive Dammit and it’s a Miracle
  49. POL/ COS: Hilary Clinton’s Server
  50. CWR 101: Hot Takes
  51. CWR 301: Strong Takes
  52. CWR 1/53: Garbage Takes
  53. PHI/EGR 911: Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
  54. JRN 503/MUS 101/RAE 101: Predicting the Lawnparties main act
  55. LIN 202: An Autopsy of Pick Up Lines
  56. GSS 203: Drunk But With Dignity
  57. EEB 207: Weird animal coitus n shit (no furries please)
  58. POL/WWS 404: rapid, all consuming anxiety, and how to harness it (to destroy your enemies)
  59. REL 227: Trendy Buddhism topics for hot convos
  60. ART 301: I’m very sophisticated
  61. TER/RAC 301: how to flirt while really fucking stoned ??? Like help ???
  62. ANT 314: “Steve”
  63. ECO/GSS/BIG 308: If She Look Good, She Pay Me in Sex
  64. EEB/PSY/BIG 210: How Your Waist Anorexic, When Your Ass is Colossal?
  65. MUS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS/ASS 350: The Rhythmic Effect of Repetition, And How to Know When to Stop
  66. REL/GSS/HIS 232: I Don’t Fuck With You, the Religious Roots of Abstinence
  67. REL/BIG 101: OH GOD!
  68. TUM/BLR/LIN/GSS/LIT 520: I Ship It
  69. LAT 324 / AMS 324 : Latin; American Studies
  70. MUS 204 / EEB 204: Bird songs
  71. THR 417 / ATL 498: Have you guys seen Speak No More? What if we did something like that?
  72. MUS 401: Theoretical Music
  73. COS 01111110: COS 126 for Computers
  74. ARC 586: The Bowels of the C Floor
  75. AMS 101: Kendall
  76. AMS 102: Kourtney
  77. AMS 203: Kris
  78. AMS 204: Kylie
  79. AMS 303: Kim
  80. AMS 406: Khloe
  81. REL 402: Kanye
  82. GSS 305: Bruce
  83. PSY 500: North
  84. CZE/PLZ 101: Czech please!
  85. POL/FRS 001: Criticizing Insensitivity Is Not The Same As Repressing Free Speech
  86. TRA/DAN: Interpretive Dance
  87. NES/AAS/MUS: Cheetah Girls One World
  88. HIS/COS: I remember iChat
  89. MUS/FIN: Bitch better have my money
  90. ARC 666: Yeezy Reupholstered My Pussy
  91. GHP/GSS/CHI/PHI: Image, Groupthink, and Protein Powder
  92. FRS/SOPH/JNR/SNR 101: The expired condom in your desk drawer
  93. GSS/ART 500: Ejaculatory Painting
  94. LAT/COS: Da Vinci Coding
  95. HIS/GSS: Why It’s Never Been HER
  96. VIS/PSY: Gangnam Style
  97. THR/MAE: Boeing, Boeing

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