100 things the staff of the Nassau Weekly doesn’t want to see again next year.
Exercise—the thesis research of the future.
Throughout my first year at Princeton, I’ve felt haunted by a specter of inadequate productivity.
In the third episode of Netflix and Marvel’s new superhero show Daredevil, a man crushes in his enemy’s face by repeatedly smashing it with a bowling ball.
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There’s something about everyone having their bedrooms right next to everyone else’s. It doesn’t create a sexually charged environment per se.
Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time. Here, in the billionth incarnation of this segment since the great Mother Nature birthed our tiny planet into its tiny and insignificant...
I am starting to become unsure about nonsense
My father and John Lennon.
Each morning I watch my form reflected in the mirror
Sex and product placement in Big Sean's "I Don't Fuck With You" music video.
An astonishing exchange with a poolside stranger.