Peer Review

Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time. Here, in the billionth incarnation of this segment since the great Mother Nature birthed our tiny planet...
Orange Pool Park

Orange Pool Park

An astonishing exchange with a poolside stranger.
Revelations

Revelations

The spirituality of sightseeing.
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Orderliness

Orderliness

I am starting to become unsure about nonsense
We Are The Walrus

We Are The Walrus

My father and John Lennon.
Exfoliation

Exfoliation

Each morning I watch my form reflected in the mirror
Reading Between the Yard Lines

Reading Between the Yard Lines

Sex and product placement in Big Sean's "I Don't Fuck With You" music video.
Makkot 25a

Makkot 25a

Why Imma Do Me

Why Imma Do Me

Homer, homogeny, and the timeless value of individualism
A Review

A Review

The senior thesis exhibition currently on view in the Lucas Gallery at 185 Nassau is entirely wordless.
Amsterdam

Amsterdam

Coming home from the city of sin and freedom.
The Deal

The Deal

The deal man. The fucking deal.
A Better Course Guide

A Better Course Guide

COM/PHI 101: Is it lit? ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.
Ode to Daniel Pinkwater

Ode to Daniel Pinkwater

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You're Not OCD

You’re Not OCD

You are eight years old, and your world is made of numbers. Your friends do not know.