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Newest Issue: Everything will be okay

This week, the Nass takes a break from our melancholy. Cliché-be-damned, we delight in what we can.

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Kaleidoscope of an Ending

Everything will be okay: Full Design

Letter from the Editor

Thoughts from my time sitting on the window sill of a castle in the Czech countryside

Because We Were Girls Together

No machine

Liquidation

Où sont les fleurs?

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Recent Verbatims

Overheard outside Lewis Center for the Arts

Law enforcement aspirant: I’m bad at lying and I’m even worse at telling the truth

Overheard in a Murray Dodge convo on the Epstein files.

Student: Who else fujoshi-ing out over Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.

Overheard on Blair Walk.

Girl on phone: Yeah the family is trying to keep it quiet! Who knows what would happen if it got out? … Yes, the triplets! … Yes, they are 12 siblings in total

Past Issues

24/7 discount luxury accessible merchandise platform for better empowerment

This week, the Nass buys out the whole damn store, baby! And we’re all the better for it.

Denial

This week, the Nass shines a spotlight on everything you've hidden from. Oh horror, oh gloom!

God, I Love My Happy Family

This week, the Nass dives into the uncanny valley and drags some of you down with us.

Primordial Soup

This week, the Nass dips into the astral super-sauce and makes itself anew.

Things Left Out in the Sun

This week, the Nass forgot its sunscreen at home, but we’re fine to shrivel and burn.